and because he’s not ridiculed enough…

Helio “cantturnrightnever” is on Dancing with the Stars this season. He makes his dancing premiere tonight. PVR set.

See… the thing is… when you get these “sports figures” to participate in these things, it’s usually a question of whether these “manly” men are going to be able to soften up enough and show their not so masculine side whilst prancing about on the stage. (perhaps they should have enlisted Manica instead) This is not going to be an issue for Helio. I’d be more surprised to see him on “Boxing with the Stars” or “Working with heavy machinary with the Stars”. Nuff said. The hilarity ensues tonight. Tune in for the first few episodes. This thing is a popularity contest, and since no one besides the folks at Trackforum and those who wade through the darkside (and just “happened to be flipping the channels”) on paperfanatics… er “crapwagon” know who the hell he is, he will be turfed right away.

a rant just cuz…

Polishing a turd… but he does it so well… I swear, he has a PHD in Propaganda with an agenda undergrad.

speaking of agendas… just what is his sudden love affair with Oriol? “he’s the perfect star. and a marketable guy for champ car”. bwahaha… ya right. Nothing against Oriol, but come on… they can’t even market their 3 time champion let alone some guy from Catalonia. Guess it just chaps his ass that PT is still there and as popular as ever (especially after his last column at Autosport) despite his (,,) and PG’s best efforts. Sucks to be you asswipes.

Of course you do all realize that if FCR decides to field a 3rd car (which they are likely already considering) that commatard is going to take credit for it. Or rather he’ll take credit for “leading the true believers to follow his example and support the series, blah blah blah…” whatever… guy makes me wanna puke.

And where is that “truth” he was going to seek out regarding Ryan & PCM? Why doesn’t Ryan get a petition for a 3rd car?? Ryan was his poster child not so long ago, now…? nuthing… poof… nada. Anyone who has met them knows that Ryan is infinitely more marketable than Oriol. Where’s the love???

My favorite line from todays “real stuff” reports from Sebring (or as they’re really titled: “I’m here, you’re not, nyah nyah!”)

One can see that in spite of all things they are pushing hard to make all things better. Now if we could just get more fans emulating that , Wish you were there, well some of you anyway, paper

Nice swipe at the fanbase jackass. I really hope that the powers that be at CC don’t share his attitude towards the fans.